I’ve literally never hated anyone more than I hate my mother in my entire life. She is a fucking bitch, and I can’t wait until I don’t have to be in the same radius as her.

I HIT BAMBI LAST NIGHT

Or her aunt there’s no way to be sure…the realization hit when I noticed my parking light wasn’t just broken..it’s completely gone. Bitch stole my light.

Hit my first deer last night…not sure how I feel about this…

I suck at texting unless

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

(via waltandmickey)